Whilst driving to DC today, I saw a sign for the "George Bush Center for Intelligence." At first glance, hysterical. Then, of course, you realize that it is a CIA building named for George H. Bush. Good laugh.
Then, Brutus Buckeye gave me the heads up on a great article:
"Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years"
Yep. A woman apparently went into her boyfriend's bathroom and stayed for two years, while he feed her. Quote, the boyfriend, "She is an adult; she made her own decision. It was my fault I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it."
Yes. I would get used to my girlfriend (NOT wife) living in the bathroom for two years. And, I wouldn't get her help, because she must NOT have any problems or issues.
The story gets even better:
"Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who stayed in her boyfriend's bathroom for two years, spending most of her time on the toilet — so that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the man finally called police.
It appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat, said Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple. The woman initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." "
It appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat, said Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple. The woman initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." "
Only in Kansas.
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